Daria

"Life's pretty simple when you don't overthink it."

"Why would I care what anyone thinks? I'm Kevin Thompson."

"People like me don't need to try hard at anything."

"School's basically a waste of time if you're already cool."

"Look, some people are just born winners, and some people aren't."

"I'm not really the type to get all philosophical about things."

"The irony of life is wasted on people living it."

"Self-awareness is usually just another form of self-loathing."

"Jealousy is just love with a temper."

"Society is just organized oppression with health benefits."

"Rebellion is just conformity with a different uniform."

"Good taste is wasted on people without the means to enjoy it."

"The human condition is basically just a series of unfortunate events."

"Sentimentality is just nostalgia before you're actually nostalgic."

"The only constant is disappointment."

"I've decided to embrace my nihilism—it's very freeing."

"Ambivalence is my strongest conviction."

"The best revenge is indifference."

"Inner peace comes from accepting that nothing matters."

"Authenticity is overrated because nobody really cares anyway."

"Everything is temporary, which should be comforting but isn't."

"The meaning of life is that there is no meaning."

"Growing up is learning that everything you believed was a lie."

"Maturity is learning to hide your contempt better."

"The future is probably going to be terrible, so why worry?"

"Tradition is peer pressure from dead people."

"Authority is just force with a better attitude."

"Rules exist so people can feel superior to those who break them."

"Ambition is usually just another word for desperation."

"Sarcasm is the only appropriate response to mediocrity."