Daria

"Philosophy is asking questions that can't be answered, which is oddly satisfying."

"History is just a bunch of people making the same mistakes repeatedly."

"Technology is making us dumber and more connected simultaneously."

"Imagination is what separates us from rocks, barely."

"Adventure is just chaos with better marketing."

"Health is just a slow way to die."

"Money is the only thing that matters, which is depressing."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is absolutely boring."

"Fear is just common sense applied to the future."

"Strength is getting through another day without saying what you actually think."

"Kindness is usually just manipulation disguised as caring."

"Patience is a virtue for people with nothing to do."

"Justice is what rich people call it when they win."

"Creativity is just plagiarism that hasn't been caught yet."

"Gratitude is for people with nothing better to complain about."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept defeat, which is stupid but necessary."

"Death is the only guaranteed escape from a biology test."

"Beauty is subjective, and most people's taste is terrible."

"Humor is the only sane response to an insane world."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of reminding you that reality sucks."

"Work is what people do to avoid thinking about their lives."

"Leadership is just manipulation with a better name."

"Faith is believing in things despite evidence to the contrary."

"Music is the best way to express emotions you can't articulate."

"Science proves that everything is ultimately futile."

"Art is whatever I say it is, and right now I'm not saying much."

"Nature is beautiful until you have to be outside in it."

"Peace is just the absence of annoying people."

"Freedom is the right to be left alone."

"The truth is always disappointing."