Daria

"Time is just a construct that keeps everything from happening at once."

"Knowledge is power, but power is usually just used to make things worse."

"Education is the process of becoming more aware of how little you know."

"Change happens whether you like it or not, mostly because people are idiots."

"Courage is usually just stupidity with better PR."

"Hope is just a word people use when they have nothing better to do."

"Family is nature's way of keeping you humble."

"Friends are just people you haven't disappointed yet."

"Success is for people who lack the imagination to be depressed."

"Happiness is just a chemical imbalance in the brain anyway."

"The key to understanding the universe is that everything is pointless."

"Romance is dead. It was killed by a politician."

"I don't believe in life. Life is just something that happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"Being yourself is the most radical thing you can do in a conformist world."

"Everything matters more when you know it's temporary."

"Happiness multiplies when you share it with others."

"Solitude teaches you who you actually are without distractions."

"Relationships are the real measure of a life well-lived."

"Inspiration is the universe's way of hinting at your potential."

"Motivation fades, but momentum carries you forward."

"War proves that talking is harder than fighting."

"Politics makes people into their worst selves."

"Literature preserves what we might otherwise forget."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."

"History shows us that progress isn't inevitable."

"Technology changes faster than we can understand it."

"Imagination is what separates us from machines."

"Adventure is just travel with a better attitude."

"Health is something you take for granted until you don't have it."

"Money doesn't solve problems. It just creates different ones."