Daria

"I've perfected the art of saying nothing meaningfully."

"Being beautiful is a responsibility I take seriously."

"Fashion faux pas are basically crimes against humanity."

"I don't have insecurities, I have standards."

"The key to happiness is knowing your audience."

"Social climbing is a sport, and I'm an athlete."

"Boys are simple - you just have to know which buttons to push."

"Popularity isn't luck, it's strategy and execution."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest about social hierarchy."

"People are like outfits - some work, some don't."

"Life's too short to wear last season's clothes."

"I don't follow trends, I AM the trend."

"Being popular requires constant maintenance, like a luxury car."

"My brain is like a hard drive - only so much space for important things."

"If you're going to be shallow, at least be fashionable about it."

"Popular girls don't do homework, we do appearances."

"Fashion is a language, and I'm fluent."

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just selective about my social interactions."

"Life is what you make it. Might as well make it interesting."

"The truth is always ugly."

"I don't follow trends. I set them."

"Real happiness comes from being yourself."

"I'm an artist. I see the world differently."

"The best part of high school is when it ends."

"I don't need to change for anyone."

"Life without creativity is just existing."

"I draw what I see, and I see the truth."

"People are obsessed with things that don't matter."

"I'd rather be hated for my honesty than loved for my lies."

"Real friends get your weirdness."