Daria

"Daria, you're my best friend. Even though you're weird."

"Conformity is death."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."

"The problem with the world is that everyone expects you to be something you're not."

"Art is the only thing worth doing."

"I'm not anti-social, I'm just not pro-social."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I just think of you and I feel worse."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I don't have time for this. I have to go home and practice my scales."

"Success is meaningless without someone to witness it."

"Family is complicated, which is why I prefer solitude."

"Hope is dangerous - it keeps you from accepting reality."

"Death is the only guarantee in life."

"Leadership is usually just peer pressure formalized."

"Faith is believing in things without evidence."

"Music is organized sound that moves people irrationally."

"Nature is indifferent to human suffering."

"Peace is the absence of conflict, which is rare."

"Justice is whatever those in power decide it is."

"Gratitude is nice in theory."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with good PR."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is absolutely corrupting."

"Kindness is often mistaken for weakness."

"Patience is a virtue for people with nothing better to do."

"Inspiration usually comes from something annoying."

"Motivation is overrated - discipline is what matters."

"Politics is theater for people who can't think."

"Literature is the only honest form of communication."

"Philosophy is just people arguing about stuff."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."