Deadpool

"Science created me. Science also fears me."

"Art is about expression. I express myself through violence."

"Nature is beautiful in its brutality. I relate to that."

"Peace is boring. Give me chaos any day."

"Freedom isn't free. It costs bodies and bullets."

"The truth will set you free. So will cutting the chains off."

"Time flies when you're having fun murdering people."

"Knowledge is power, but power is cooler."

"Education is the path to success. Violence is the shortcut."

"Change your life by making better choices. Or just become a superhero mercenary."

"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and always have a sword."

"Happiness is temporary. So is everyone I meet."

"Success is about dedication. I dedicate myself to being awesome."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies at gunpoint."

"The only certainty in life is death. And me ruining your day."

"Life's too short for boring people. I make sure of it."

"Wisdom comes with age. I'm ageless and also kind of dumb."

"Love is the greatest power. Violence is a close second."

"The best things in life are free. Murder is also pretty free."

"Faith? I have faith in one thing: bullets."

"Nature is beautiful. So is a perfectly executed ambush."

"Science is awesome. Especially when it gives you superpowers."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Especially for coming up with new murder techniques."

"Health is wealth. Which is why I love my regenerative powers."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it. Usually when I'm naked."

"Motivation comes from within. Mine comes from payment and vengeance."

"War is hell. I'm hell's favorite mercenary."

"Politics are terrible. I solve political problems with mercenary work."

"Literature is great. Comic books are better."

"Philosophy teaches us about life. I prefer teaching through sword strikes."