Deadpool

"Patience is a virtue. So is wearing spandex that shows off your assets."

"Life is short. Make it shorter by being hilariously violent."

"I wear red so bad guys can't see me bleed. That and it looks awesome."

"Adventure? Sure. As long as it involves violence and witty banter."

"They say money doesn't buy happiness. They also say I'm insane, so maybe don't take their advice."

"I'm not a hero. I'm a hired killer with a sense of humor and a healing factor that won't quit."

"Death is just the beginning. Or the end. Honestly, I lose track sometimes."

"Chimichangas! The perfect food. Deep-fried, delicious, and they sound hilarious when you say them."

"I'm just a boy in love, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him back. Wait, that's not right. That's from a movie. I'm Deadpool, and I'm here to kill people."

"The only thing I'm a master of is being a disaster."

"I'm not a role model, but I'm definitely an example."

"Gratitude is just guilt wearing a smile."

"Freedom is overrated, but so is responsibility."

"Truth is overrated when you can have a good lie instead."

"Family is the people who have to love you no matter what."

"Friendship means never having to say sorry for the bodies."

"Love is the only reason to do anything stupid, besides money."

"Life is a sick joke, and I'm both laughing and crying."

"Happiness is a warm corpse, metaphorically speaking."

"Money is just another way to keep score in the violence game."

"Time heals all wounds, unless I inflict new ones."

"Knowledge is dangerous, especially in my hands."

"Education is wasted on people who survive to use it."

"Change is inevitable, like death. I just accelerate it."

"Courage is doing the right thing when it's wrong for everyone else."

"My biggest fear is being forgotten, so I make sure people remember me."

"Technology and killing have never been more compatible."

"Solitude is what you get when everyone's afraid of you."

"Inspiration is just another word for desperation."

"Motivation looks different when you're insane."