Deadpool

"War is the only honest thing humans do."

"Politics and violence have a lot in common."

"Literature teaches you to imagine. I imagine death a lot."

"Philosophy asks why. I ask how many."

"History will remember me as a confused antihero."

"Science is magic explained, unlike my body count."

"Art is pain made beautiful. I'm both."

"Nature doesn't care about your feelings, neither do I."

"Peace is just the space between conflicts."

"Beauty isn't about appearance; it's about what you do with a katana."

"Hope is the only currency worth more than money."

"Dreams are like goals, except you actually accomplish them."

"Every adventure starts with a mistake and a lot of luck."

"Health is a state of mind I can't afford to have."

"Power is loving what you do and doing what you love. I love violence."

"Real strength is knowing when to walk away. I never know this."

"Kindness gets you killed, but it looks good on a resume."

"Patience is a virtue I'm going to die without."

"Death is not the end, it's just the beginning of not paying taxes."

"Freedom is the right to do what you want, within reason. I never reason."

"The truth is painful, like most things I experience."

"Success is just luck, and luck is just being in the right place at the right time to kill someone."

"Love the ones you're with, especially if they're armed."

"You can't choose your family, but you can choose your murder buddies."

"Every monster is just someone who didn't get a break."

"My family didn't understand me, but guns do."

"Technology is great until it turns on you. Like me."

"Solitude is perfect for thinking about things you'd rather not."

"Inspiration comes to those who wait, unlike bullets."

"Motivation is easy when your motivation is money and violence."