Deadpool

"War is where I feel most alive, which says something sad about me."

"Politics is a four-letter word. That's five letters. Politics sucks."

"Literature is like a good friend. Better if you don't understand it."

"Philosophy is just overthinking things I do without thinking."

"History is written by the winners, and I plan to win."

"Science proves what I already know: I'm awesome."

"Art is subjective, except when it involves blood spatters."

"Nature is beautiful, except for spiders and responsibilities."

"Peace is boring. War is better."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and also in violence."

"Hope is the thing with feathers. Mine exploded."

"Dreams are just nightmares with better PR."

"Work is what you do to avoid dealing with your thoughts."

"Leadership is setting an example. Mine involves a lot of blood."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see, like my dignity."

"Music is the language of the soul. Mine speaks fluent violence."

"Imagination is the only limit, and I have none, so watch out."

"Adventure is where I find the best excuses to hurt people."

"Health is just a slow way to die."

"Power corrupts, absolute power is pretty cool though."

"Strength isn't about muscles. It's about how many people you can disappoint."

"Kindness is my favorite hobby, right after killing people."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Justice is what I call it when I'm the one doing the killing."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun with sharp objects."

"Gratitude is something I feel right before I stab someone."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a good PR team."

"Death and I have a complicated relationship. Mostly because I keep ruining it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy."

"Knowledge is power, and power is corrupting, so stay ignorant."