Droopy

"Music makes sadness beautiful."

"Science has limits, unlike despair."

"Art is how sad people talk to other sad people."

"Nature is beautiful but mostly indifferent."

"Peace is just the absence of obvious war."

"Freedom means choosing your own suffering."

"Truth is rarely comforting."

"Time is cruel and unforgiving."

"The more you learn, the sadder you become."

"School taught me how much I don't know."

"The only constant is getting let down."

"Courage just means being scared but doing it anyway."

"Hope dies before the rest of us."

"Family means sharing genetic disappointment."

"True friends are a myth."

"Success is just slow-motion failure."

"I've seen better days, but I can't remember them."

"Good things never last."

"The universe is against us."

"Love hurts. Everything hurts."

"Even happiness makes me sad."

"Why does everything have to be so sad?"

"Nothing ever goes right."

"I'm doomed."

"Solitude is just loneliness we've accepted."

"Relationships are the art of mutual disappointment."

"Inspiration is just temporary delusion."

"Motivation fades when reality sets in."

"War proves we haven't evolved at all."

"Politics is organized disappointment."