Droopy

"The truth is always painful."

"Time moves slowly when you're suffering."

"Knowledge only confirms life's inherent misery."

"Education teaches us better ways to be disappointed."

"Everything changes, and none of it for the better."

"Courage is just another word for stubborn foolishness."

"Hope is a cruel mistress that leads us astray."

"Family gives us the deepest wounds."

"Friendship is fleeting, like autumn leaves."

"Success means nothing when you're utterly alone."

"The world is a dreary place, full of sorrow and regret."

"Love is a wonderful thing, but it always seems to end badly."

"In this life, disappointment is the only certainty."

"Hello, so sad."

"I'm afraid I have some bad news."

"That makes me so sad."

"I'm so happy."

"Yet I smile."

"Tomorrow brings no guarantee."

"Purpose guides even the lost."

"The world is sad, but kindness helps."

"Nothing lasts forever but memory."

"I am ever so happy."

"Sadness builds character."

"We must carry on."

"Smile, though your heart aches."

"Life is but a long goodbye."

"Until we meet again in sorrow."

"Goodbye, dear friend."

"How wonderfully sad."