Droopy

"That's terribly, terribly sad."

"Forever and ever, I'll be sad."

"I'm happier than I've ever been."

"Life's greatest lesson is humility."

"Happiness is knowing when to smile."

"Love blooms even in winter."

"Success tastes bittersweet."

"Wisdom comes from accepting sorrow."

"Education enlightens the mind."

"Courage is fear overcome."

"Perseverance is the path to victory."

"That's what makes me so very happy."

"Politics obscures simple truths."

"War is never glorious."

"Death is the only certainty."

"Solitude teaches self-knowledge."

"Relationships require sacrifice."

"Inspiration strikes the prepared mind."

"Motivation fades, but duty remains."

"Patience is a virtue born of suffering."

"Kindness costs nothing."

"Gratitude lifts the heaviest heart."

"Technology changes but sadness remains."

"Imagination transcends reality."

"Adventure awaits the brave."

"Health is a blessing unappreciated."

"Money brings neither happiness nor sadness."

"Power corrupts the unwary."

"Fear teaches caution."

"Strength comes from within."