Family Guy

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?"

"I dream of a day when I can just sit and do nothing."

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself."

"Family is what matters most in life."

"I'm gonna make this right, no matter what it takes."

"The key to happiness is not thinking about bad stuff."

"I may not be the smartest guy, but I got heart."

"Being a dad is the hardest job there is."

"You can't just give up when things get hard."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

"I'm gonna regret this, but let's do it."

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!"

"Chicken!"

"I love you guys more than anything in this world."

"You gotta do what you gotta do."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

"Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no idea what I'm doing."

"I'm a man. I have needs."

"That's the sweetest thing I ever heard."

"Lois, Lois! Hey, Lois! Remember that time when..."

"Oh crap!"

"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. That cool?"

"You know what really grinds my gears?"

"Giggity!"

"All right, all right, I'm coming, Elizabeth."

"Shut up, Meg."

"Solitude is the soul's time to recharge and reflect."

"Relationships grow stronger with time and effort, giggity goo!"

"Be the inspiration you wish to see in the world."