Family Guy

TV Show · 10 characters · 3911 quotes

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Ernie the Giant Chicken 401 quotes
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Mort Goldman 401 quotes
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Glenn Quagmire 398 quotes
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Brian Griffin 396 quotes
L
Lois Griffin 395 quotes
M
Meg Griffin 391 quotes
C
Chris Griffin 390 quotes
T
Tom Tucker 381 quotes
P
Peter Griffin 380 quotes
S
Stewie Griffin 378 quotes

Quotes from Family Guy

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"Music to my ears is a chorus of bawks."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Music
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"Science cannot fully explain why I'm so large."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Science
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"Art is expressing yourself - mine is bawking."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Art
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"Nature made me a giant chicken for a reason."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Nature
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"Peace comes when everyone accepts your bawking."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Peace
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"Freedom means the right to bawk whenever you want."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Freedom
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"The truth is, I'm just a chicken doing my thing."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Truth
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"Time waits for no chicken, giant or otherwise."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Time
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"Knowledge is power, and power is expressed through bawking."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Knowledge
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"Education teaches you the proper way to bawk."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Education
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"Change is necessary - I changed from a regular chicken to giant."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Change
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"Courage is what you find when you let out your biggest bawk."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Courage
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"There is always hope, even when you're a giant chicken."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Hope
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"Family is everything - bawk or no bawk."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Family
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"A true friend will listen to your bawks without judgment."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Friendship
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"Success comes to those who bawk loudly enough."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Success
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"Bawk bawk, bawk bawk bawk bawk."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Happiness
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"The path to wisdom is paved with many bawks."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Wisdom
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"BAWK BAWK BAWK!"
Ernie the Giant Chicken Courage
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"Love is like feathers - it keeps you warm and helps you fly."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Love
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"Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!"
Ernie the Giant Chicken Motivation
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"I'm a giant chicken, and I'm here to tell you - life is about embracing who you are."
Ernie the Giant Chicken Life
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"Bawk bawk bawk bawk!"
Ernie the Giant Chicken Humor
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"Sometimes being alone is exactly what you need."
Brian Griffin Solitude
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"Relationships are mirrors that show us who we really are."
Brian Griffin Relationships
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"Sometimes all you need is a moment of inspiration to change everything."
Brian Griffin Inspiration
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"You're the only one who can motivate yourself to be great."
Brian Griffin Motivation
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"Peace is the only real victory."
Brian Griffin War
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"Political apathy is a luxury many can't afford."
Brian Griffin Politics
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"A book is a portal to infinite worlds."
Brian Griffin Literature