Family Guy

"Ambition without action is just daydreaming in a suit."

"Forgiveness is easier when you're the one being forgiven."

"The path to wisdom is paved with good ratings."

"Redemption is always possible if you present it right."

"Character is built on choices, and I choose excellence."

"In this world, you're either on top or you're watching from below."

"A man should always have a backup suit and a backup plan."

"The best revenge is looking better than everyone else."

"Every problem is just a story waiting to be told."

"Love at first sight is real - I see it every time I look in the mirror."

"The secret to life is making it look effortless."

"Progress is moving forward while looking backward confidently."

"Your voice matters, especially if you broadcast it nationally."

"Trust is earned through consistency and a trustworthy appearance."

"The best defense is a good offense and better makeup."

"Don't just follow your dreams - broadcast them."

"A perfect day is when everyone agrees with you."

"Health is wealth, and both look better in HD."

"Imagination is the key to success, imagination and a good PR team."

"People remember how you make them feel - especially if it's entertained."

"The mark of a professional is knowing when to smile and when to look serious."

"A good tie says more about a man than a thousand words."

"Death is just something that happens to other people - less photogenic ones."

"The only freedom that matters is the freedom to be yourself - on air."

"Faith is believing in yourself, which I do constantly."

"Music is nice, but have you heard the sound of applause?"

"Science proves what I already know through intuition."

"Art is whatever gets the biggest reaction from the audience."

"Peace comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"Knowledge is power, but confidence is more powerful."