Frasier

"Patient endurance of solitude is my greatest virtue."

"Justice delayed is acceptable if it means avoiding courthouse small talk."

"Creativity without collaboration is the only creativity worth pursuing."

"I'm grateful for the invention of caller ID and text messages."

"I will persist in my standards even if it means persisting alone."

"The thought of death is less concerning than the thought of a surprise visitor."

"Beauty fades, but a good serum and isolation are forever."

"Humor is how I cope with the fact that small talk exists."

"My dreams are just reality but with fewer people and better lighting."

"Work keeps one busy enough to avoid thinking about society's failures."

"A good leader knows when to make decisions alone and ignore all input."

"Faith in humanity would be a mistake I'm unwilling to make twice."

"I listen to music to forget that other people exist."

"Science has yet to explain why people insist on being so tedious."

"My appreciation of art is only diminished by having to discuss it with others."

"Nature is beautiful from a climate-controlled environment."

"Freedom from obligation is the only freedom that matters."

"The uncomfortable truth is that I'm the problem, and I'm fine with that."

"Time is what I spend waiting for conversations to end."

"Knowledge of human behavior only confirms my desire to avoid humans."

"Change is happening to me whether I like it or not. I do not like it."

"Courage would be facing the outside world. I'll pass."

"My therapist has a vacation next week. I'm considering canceling my own life."

"I find that being misunderstood is actually quite liberating."

"The human condition is essentially a series of uncomfortable social situations."

"Success is measured in the number of social engagements one can avoid."

"Happiness requires lowering one's expectations. Mine are now at ground level."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social. The selection is usually no one."

"Depression and anxiety are just names for feeling things correctly about the world."

"Marriage sounds like a lovely way to have someone judge you constantly. No thank you."