Frasier

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better public relations team."

"Death is inevitable, so you might as well enjoy the ride."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - unless the beholder is blind."

"Humor is the best medicine, except when you actually need medicine."

"Dreams are nice, but reality pays the bills."

"Work is what you do to pay for the things you want to do."

"Leadership is knowing more than everyone else and letting them know it."

"Faith is believing without proof - which is easier than arguing about it."

"Music is fine background noise, but it shouldn't interrupt the game."

"Science is great until it tries to explain something that doesn't need explaining."

"Art is something some people understand and pretend the rest of us do too."

"Nature is beautiful as long as you don't have to clean up after it."

"Peace is overrated - a little conflict keeps you sharp."

"Freedom means doing what you want without people complaining about it."

"Truth is important, but so is knowing when to lie."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so don't waste it on nonsense."

"Knowledge is only useful if you know what to do with it."

"Education is what you get from books - wisdom is what you get from living."

"Change is inevitable, which is why I don't trust it."

"Courage is being scared but doing it anyway - or just not thinking about it."

"Hope is what you have when you're out of other options."

"Family means you're stuck with them no matter how much you want to leave."

"A friend is someone who sticks around even when you're not worth sticking around for."

"Success in life is just not screwing up too badly."

"Happiness is a good meal, a good drink, and no one asking you questions."

"Love is patient, kind, and usually a lot of work."

"The older you get, the less you understand about the younger generation."

"A man should be able to fix things himself - but sometimes I just buy new ones."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see - like my belief in Frasier."

"Creativity is wasting time in an artistic way."