Frasier

"Peace of mind is hard to find, especially when you've got three sons."

"Justice is supposed to be blind, but it usually just has bad judgment."

"War is what happens when talking fails - which explains most of my family dinners."

"Solitude is underrated - mostly by people who are never alone."

"Relationships require work, compromise, and the ability to bite your tongue."

"Inspiration comes when you least expect it - usually when you're not paying attention."

"Motivation is just another word for making someone else do your work."

"Politics would be funny if it wasn't so depressing."

"Literature is a waste of time unless it's about something practical."

"Philosophy is nice for thinking, but it doesn't put food on the table."

"History teaches us that people never learn from history."

"Technology is fine as long as it doesn't get in the way of actual living."

"Imagination is what separates us from animals - and apparently from my son's generation."

"An adventure is just a problem that happened to work out okay."

"Health is the one thing you don't appreciate until you lose it - or until you turn forty."

"Power doesn't come from how much you make - it comes from how much you save."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body, or something like that."

"Real strength comes from admitting your weaknesses - so I'm incredibly strong."

"Kindness doesn't cost anything, but people seem to expect a tip anyway."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had the patience to develop."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have, even if what you have is mediocre kids."

"Perseverance is doing the same thing over and over until it finally works - or you give up."

"Science explains how things work, but it can't explain why my son turned out the way he did."

"Beauty fades, but a good personality lasts - or so I keep telling myself."

"The best humor comes from telling the truth in a funny way - or lying, I'm not really sure."

"Dreams are what keep you going at night, but so is insomnia."

"Leadership is about knowing when to speak and when to shut up - I'm still working on the second part."

"Music is nice and all, but you can't use it to catch fish."

"Success is when your kids turn out better than you did - so I've already won."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems - it just keeps on doing its thing."