Frasier

"Change is the only thing you can count on in life."

"Happiness is a choice you make every single day."

"Family's everything - they're the ones who stick with you."

"Success comes to those who want it bad enough to work for it."

"A good leader leads by example, not by talking about it."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body, mate."

"Truth is truth, no matter how uncomfortable it makes you."

"Patience is for people who've got nothing better to do."

"The best adventures are the ones you don't plan for."

"Money doesn't matter if you've got your health and your mates."

"Friendship means loyalty, and loyalty means everything."

"Love is simple: you find a good woman and you treat her right."

"When life knocks you down, you get back up and fight harder."

"Hard work never killed anybody - well, not anybody worth knowing."

"You've gotta have confidence in yourself, or nobody else will."

"A real man faces his problems head-on, no excuses."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think, mate."

"Hey there, chief! That's the kind of attitude that gets you nowhere fast."

"The meaning of life? Impeccable organizational systems."

"I consider myself a masterpiece of refined dysfunction."

"My dreams are exclusively about being left alone."

"Leadership is best accomplished from a position of total withdrawal."

"I've elevated standards to a religion."

"Peace is what remains when everyone else is gone."

"I find the world terminally disappointing and terribly germy."

"My legacy will be a perfectly untouched apartment."

"I've perfected the power of saying no to everything."

"Fear is simply reality with proper acknowledgment."

"I am the strength of perfect, pristine isolation."

"Kindness is best expressed through proper boundaries."