Frasier

"My space is not a home; it's a fortress of refinement."

"I find most conversations to be a form of auditory contamination."

"Change is acceptable only when it increases my comfort level."

"Courage would be leaving this apartment, so I shan't be acquiring any."

"I've dedicated my life to the pursuit of absolute solitude."

"The truth about people: they're always in the way."

"Success is measured by how effectively I've isolated myself."

"I believe in living well, which means living alone."

"My immune system is stronger than my desire for companionship."

"Relationships are possible only if they can be conducted via letter."

"The world would be perfect if populated entirely by me."

"I've mastered the art of meaningful silence."

"A perfect day is one where no one requires my attention."

"Perseverance in my case means never opening the door."

"My aesthetic sensibilities are simply too refined for ordinary life."

"I find most people have the sensibilities of furniture."

"Politics is simply another word for unnecessary conflict."

"Literature is the only acceptable form of human interaction."

"My philosophy: fewer people, fewer germs, fewer problems."

"Hope is what the optimistic feel before reality disappoints them."

"Education should be conducted remotely, preferably alone."

"Leadership requires one to leave the house, which is impossible."

"Faith is for people who haven't discovered proper hand sanitizer."

"Justice is irrelevant when one never leaves the apartment."

"Creativity flourishes in complete and utter isolation."

"Gratitude should be expressed through absence and silence."

"I am the very definition of perseverance in refusing to participate."

"Kindness is appreciated only when delivered through proper channels."

"Patience is what I practice waiting for people to leave."

"I have the imagination of a hermit—isolated and pristine."