Frasier

"Fear is the most honest feeling. Everything else is just noise."

"Strength comes from knowing your weaknesses and not caring."

"Kindness is overrated. A little selfishness keeps life interesting."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most power decides it is."

"Creativity is what happens when convention isn't holding you back."

"Gratitude is nice, but I prefer to stay realistic about my blessings."

"Perseverance is just refusing to admit defeat. I admire that."

"Death is nature's way of saying you've been alive long enough."

"Beauty is what you notice right before someone ruins it."

"Courage is doing the right thing even when it's inconvenient."

"Hope is for people who haven't been disappointed enough yet."

"Truth is overrated. A good lie is so much more practical."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so waste it wisely."

"Education teaches you what to think. Experience teaches you how to actually live."

"I've been through enough to know that the only constant is change. It's usually for the worse."

"Dreams are what happen when your brain can't face reality anymore."

"Leadership is just getting people to do what you want without telling them to."

"Faith is believing things that aren't true. I tried that once."

"Music is the only thing that makes suffering beautiful."

"Science is just organized guessing with evidence."

"Art is what people call things when they don't understand them."

"Nature doesn't care about your plans. Neither should you."

"Peace comes when you stop expecting things to get better."

"Freedom is just another word for nobody's stopping you anymore."

"Work is what you do to avoid thinking about your actual life."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a great seat at the show."

"The best part of being older is that you stop caring what people think."

"I've learned that people are fundamentally selfish. I've also learned to be okay with that."

"Happiness is a con job. Buy into it at your own risk."

"Success is just failure that you got tired of experiencing."