Frasier

"Love is temporary. Disappointment is permanent."

"The only guaranteed thing in life is that you'll eventually disappoint someone."

"Solitude is when nobody's bothering you. I recommend it highly."

"Inspiration is what you feel right before you make a terrible decision."

"Motivation is overrated. Fear is much more effective."

"Politics is just organized lying. I respect that about it."

"I've read enough to know that most writers are making it up as they go."

"Philosophy is what people do when they have too much time on their hands."

"History is what happens when nobody's paying attention."

"Technology ruins everything it touches."

"Imagination is what kids have before reality ruins them."

"Adventure is just another word for trouble you haven't regretted yet."

"Health is important, but not as important as a good scotch."

"Power corrupts, but it's so much fun while you're being corrupted."

"Fear is the only honest emotion. Everything else is just pretending."

"Strength isn't about muscles - it's about knowing when to just walk away."

"Kindness is great, but a little meanness keeps people on their toes."

"Justice is what the powerful say it is. Everyone else just has to deal with it."

"Creativity is what happens when you're too stubborn to give up."

"Be grateful for what you have, because it could always be worse. And usually is."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR agent."

"Death is just retirement from life - and trust me, it's well-deserved."

"Humor is how we cope with the fact that everything falls apart eventually."

"The best dreams are the ones you forget when you wake up."

"Family is the people you're stuck with, whether you like them or not."

"I've been in this business long enough to know that everybody's got secrets."

"A happy person is usually just one who hasn't realized what's coming."

"Love is just lust with commitment issues."

"The only constant in life is disappointment. Get used to it."

"Knowledge is power, but keeping your mouth shut is wisdom."