Friends

"Music is the language of the soul."

"I could never understand science, but I respect it."

"Art is subjective, much like my sense of humor."

"Nature is beautiful when you're not stuck in traffic."

"Peace of mind is worth more than anything."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Truth is often stranger than fiction."

"Knowledge is power, but power corrupts."

"Education is wasted on the educated."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's acting despite it."

"Hope is what keeps us going when everything else fails."

"I'd like to think I'm a pretty good friend, most of the time."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."

"Change is hard, but staying the same is harder."

"Life is about finding joy in the little things."

"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close."

"Success is when you stop worrying about yesterday and focus on tomorrow."

"I've always believed that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit."

"Friendship is like a plant; you have to water it or it dies."

"Time flies when you're having fun. When you're not, it just drags on."

"I wish I could be more optimistic, but I'm a realist."

"The only way to get a woman to fall for you is to make her laugh."

"Love is like a box of chocolates... I really shouldn't have brought that up."

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"You know what the real question is? Why do we stay?"

"I'm not listening to this. My brain is closed for repairs."

"Everybody keeps telling me to get a job, but I already have a job. Sort of."

"The key to a great relationship is compromise and communication."

"I'm such a loser. I can't even fake being happy."

"It's not that I don't want to work, it's that I don't want to work."