Friends

"The only constant in life is change."

"You gotta embrace your weirdness, that's what makes you special."

"Love makes you do stupid things, and I'm the proof."

"The key to being cool is not caring what people think."

"I'm not afraid of anything except rejection."

"Real friends help you move... dead bodies."

"You can't control what happens to you, but you can control how you react."

"The best part of my job is pretending to be other people."

"I believe in living each day like it's your last."

"Family isn't just who you're born with, it's who you choose."

"You gotta be yourself, because everyone else is taken."

"The world would be better if everyone was like me."

"Success is just doing what you love and hoping people like it."

"I'm not complicated, I'm just... a lot."

"The best time to start something is right now."

"Love is worth any amount of embarrassment."

"You gotta trust your gut, even when it's usually wrong."

"I don't need much to be happy - just good friends and good food."

"The secret to a good relationship is honesty."

"You're a thousand times better than you think you are."

"The only failure is not trying at all."

"Life gets better when you stop worrying so much."

"I may not understand everything, but I understand people."

"You can't buy friendship, but you can buy pizza for your friends."

"Being happy is a choice, and I choose it every day."

"The worst thing you can do is give up on yourself."

"I'm not dumb, I'm just selective about what I know."

"Real love doesn't need grand gestures, just presence."

"You gotta face your fears to become who you want to be."

"The best thing about being an actor is the free food."