Friends

"I believe in second chances, third chances, and infinite chances."

"Life is a lot easier when you don't overthink it."

"Friends are like family, except you get to choose them."

"You can't help who you fall in love with."

"The key to success is just showing up and looking good."

"I'm not saying I invented the compliment, but I perfected it."

"Money doesn't matter if you don't have people to share it with."

"Acting is the one thing I'm actually good at."

"You gotta believe in yourself, even if nobody else does."

"Life is what you make of it."

"I'm not good at making decisions, but I'm great at making mistakes."

"The best part of my day is seeing my friends."

"Real friends don't judge you for your mistakes."

"You can't force love, but you can force a good time."

"Hard work pays off, even if you're not that smart."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman together?"

"Being yourself is the best thing you can do."

"The only way to fail is to not try."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"Life is too short to not have fun."

"A true friend will always be there for you, even when you're being an idiot."

"Love is complicated, but nachos are simple."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just show up."

"I may not have a lot of money, but I have something more valuable - friends."

"You gotta grab life by the horns and shake it."

"Women are like... they're like... I don't know what they're like!"

"Don't give up on your dreams, no matter how weird they are."

"Friends are the best thing to have."

"Acting isn't about pretending. It's about becoming."

"I'm not a loser, I'm just not winning."