Good Omens
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"Heaven is not the place of justice. Hell is not the place of punishment. Earth is the place where things happen."The Narrator Wisdom
"The best plans are the ones that no one expects."Crowley
"If God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh, demons spend all eight working."The Narrator Work
"Aziraphale loved humanity. Which was lucky, because he had to share the planet with them."The Narrator Love
"The nice thing about being a demon is that you're expected to be bad at things."Crowley Humor
"A prophecy is like a promise. Except no one has to keep it."The Narrator Truth
"War is Hell. Which is why Hell likes it so much."The Narrator Philosophy
"The Apocalypse would be a terrible thing. Thank God it's averted."Aziraphale Hope
"You can't trust either Heaven or Hell. They both want the same thing: your soul."The Narrator
"Angels are very good at saving people. Demons are very good at tempting them. Humans are very good at disappointing everyone."The Narrator Wisdom
"The problem with being a demon is that you have to work with demons."Crowley Work
"Humans are very adaptable creatures. They can get used to anything."The Narrator
"The bookshop was heaven. Which was ironic, considering who ran it."The Narrator Humor
"Even demons deserve a good bookshop."Crowley Friendship
"A demon's greatest weakness is his own nature."The Narrator Strength
"Heaven is what you want. Hell is what you get."The Narrator Wisdom
"The world didn't need an Apocalypse. It was doing fine destroying itself."Crowley Philosophy
"Crowley had been a demon for thousands of years, and had never gotten used to the modern world."The Narrator Change
"An angel could drive a BMW and not be sinful, because it was a way of achieving a practical aim efficiently."The Narrator Humor
"If you have to ask if something is evil, it probably is."The Narrator
"There's no such thing as a good war. War is a bad thing. This is a good war, though."The Narrator War
"Good Omens was not written as a prophecy. It was written to describe a very long con."The Narrator Wisdom
"The thing about demons is that they're not very good at being bad."The Narrator Humor
"Aziraphale had always been slightly uncomfortable with holy water."The Narrator Humor
"He was a demon who had never been entirely comfortable with his job."The Narrator
"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, but it's against the rules."The Narrator Wisdom
"An Arrangement was made. It was the sort of arrangement that would never be written down, because it was impossible."The Narrator Friendship
"The nice thing about working for a demon is that you get to spend a lot of time managing expectations."The Narrator Work
"You can't trust demons. They're not reliable. I should know."Aziraphale Friendship
"I'm not a demon. I'm a fallen angel. There's a difference."Crowley