Good Omens
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"Faith is believing in things your reason tells you not to believe in."Aziraphale Faith
"A demon can be quite pleasant company as long as you don't ask him about the future of the human race."The Narrator Humor
"It is a curious thing that civilizations advance, but their laws of physics tend to remain the same."The Narrator Science
"Evil does not wear a top hat and a monocle. It wears a suit from a good tailor and speaks in reasonable tones."The Narrator Truth
"There is in fact a considerable amount of money sloshing around the world that does not belong to anyone."The Narrator Money
"Books are a form of magic that even those with no magical ability can practice."Aziraphale Literature
"The great thing about being a demon is you get to be good at your job without anyone expecting you to enjoy it."Crowley Work
"Heaven has a lot in common with a very well-organized, fully-functional, and completely humorless bureaucracy."The Narrator Philosophy
"Whatever you do, don't let them sell you a timeshare."Crowley Wisdom
"It was a fine day for walking in the park, if you liked parks, and walking, and days."The Narrator Nature
"You can't trust atoms. They make up everything."The Narrator Humor
"The world is a much better place when everyone is just a little bit tired."Aziraphale Peace
"Crowley had always believed in the personal touch."The Narrator Work
"An angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards."The Narrator Humor
"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, but it is even better to make absolutely sure you are not lighting the flamethrower in a confined space with a tendency to explosions."The Narrator Wisdom
"The greatest trick the demon ever played was convincing humans that they could be good."The Narrator
"You can't stop the Apocalypse. You can only delay it."The Narrator
"The world has always been on the edge of destruction. It's just nicer now."Aziraphale Hope
"An angel is someone who does good things. A demon is someone who does bad things. A human is someone who does both."The Narrator Wisdom
"The best thing about the Apocalypse not happening is that nobody has to go anywhere."Crowley Peace
"A demon's job is to tempt humans. Most of them need very little help."The Narrator
"Heaven is bureaucratic. Hell is efficient. Earth is just confused."The Narrator
"An angel without a sword is just a man in a white robe."Crowley Strength
"Crowley loved flowers. Which was surprising, because demons don't usually like anything."The Narrator Nature
"The Antichrist was not what anyone expected. Which was exactly the point."The Narrator
"Good and evil are not opposites. They're just different ways of doing things."The Narrator Philosophy
"A demon and an angel in a bookshop is not the Apocalypse. It's just Tuesday."The Narrator Humor
"The problem with humanity is that they keep trying to be better than they are."The Narrator
"Books are like humans. Some of them contain great wisdom. Some of them are just paper."Aziraphale Literature
"Never trust an angel who can't dance."Crowley Humor