Good Omens

"It would be nice if just once the universe lined up with what we wanted"

"I've spent millions of years learning to lose"

"That's not a very angelic thing to say"

"You drive like a demon"

"Three hundred years I've known him. Can't imagine life without the pompous old fool"

"I could really do with some proper rain. Not this nuclear winter stuff"

"They're all going to end up in the same place anyway"

"Hell can spare me for a while. I need a proper drink first"

"You've always been my favorite demon"

"I do believe. That's why I'm here"

"Real names have power. So does being forgotten"

"The Antichrist rides a bicycle"

"Six thousand years is a long time to be enemies"

"I've saved his life before. Rather good at it, actually"

"Even demonology has some standards"

"The universe doesn't care about the Apocalypse"

"I'm going to go have a quiet drink now"

"You wouldn't believe how boring Hell can be sometimes"

"Principalities and powers could wait for five minutes"

"I have a very good library. It would be a shame to lose it"

"The book says it all happens in the book"

"I rather like humans. It's a flaw"

"A demon and an angel walk into a bookshop..."

"Ineffable plan doesn't mean we have to like it"

"I have spent the last six thousand years doing what I'm told"

"War is war, and Hell is Hell"

"I've been on Earth for six thousand years, and I still don't understand humans"

"You can't fight City Hall. And you certainly can't fight the Almighty"

"Nice to meet you. I'm Crowley. I'm a demon. I work with angels sometimes"

"I'm not entirely sure what the book is about, but I think it involves angels and demons"