Good Omens

"The apocalypse is a very inconvenient time."

"Faith is believing without seeing."

"If you're going to do something, do it properly."

"Books are mirrors of the soul."

"I prefer to think of myself as a person with high standards."

"The universe doesn't care about your plans."

"You don't get to see your friends just because you like them."

"Sometimes the nicest thing to do is the meanest thing you can think of."

"We're not evil, we're just honest."

"The world will end not with a bang but with a bureaucratic memo."

"Being good is harder than it sounds."

"I've been falling for six thousand years and I've got good at it."

"Love and hate are the same thing."

"You can't fight the system from inside the system."

"The real evil is apathy."

"They're human. What do you expect? They're not going to be rational."

"Nothing is more complicated than the truth."

"An angel is more than just faith. Sometimes it's just friendship."

"It's nice to have a hobby outside of good and evil."

"The only reason people die is because everyone does it."

"I was very fond of him. When he wasn't being an idiot."

"There's nothing wrong with the odd miracle now and then."

"Ineffable means beyond words. Also probably a filing system."

"They've got a prophecy, and they're bloody well going to stick to it."

"The world is a mess and I just need to know I'm still in it."

"I have always taken the view that if you cannot say something nice, you should at least say something useless."

"Just because you're a demon doesn't mean you can't have standards."

"An angel who didn't want to serve God and a demon who didn't want to serve Hell."

"We do not serve forces of darkness. We serve the vast consuming forces of the real."

"The problem with cats is that they're honest."