Good Omens

"I've always thought it was rather rash of her to have had children."

"Nothing travels faster than light, except bad news."

"There's no such thing as a small temptation."

"Don't let's be beastly to the Nazis."

"Heaven is boring. I like it here."

"You can't outrun your past. You can only try to surprise it."

"It's a nice day for it."

"The books are kept very carefully."

"I don't think it ever works out well when people take things literally."

"Whatever happens, they're always going to say you're mad. So you might as well go the whole hog."

"Humans are terribly afraid of dying, and yet they're also terribly afraid of living."

"The nice thing about rock and roll is that someone invented it so there's no need to die in the knowledge that you never will."

"In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded."

"There's no point in doing things by halves if you can do them by quarters."

"The really good thing about history is that we know what happened."

"I have not yet begun to despair."

"You can't plan for everything. Well, you can try."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results tend to be much the same."

"We could go somewhere else. Together. Open a bookshop abroad, maybe"

"The universe is big. Humans are very small. That's the main thing to remember"

"I've quite enjoyed your company. Don't tell anyone at work"

"Plans are what you make when you want something else to happen"

"Six thousand years and I still don't know what you're thinking"

"I rather approve of humans. They're funny things"

"That's very kind of you, for a demon"

"They don't tell us anything useful, either Heaven or Hell"

"The ineffable plan tends to work out in the end"

"Four-wheel drive Bentley. That's excessive, even for you"

"I've been thrown out of nicer places than this"

"Being in league with you has always been a pleasant experience"