Good Omens

"The truth is rarely simple."

"Four thousand years and I still don't understand human nature."

"Sometimes the greatest act of rebellion is simply to exist."

"Efficiency is the enemy of humanity."

"We have become something neither Heaven nor Hell anticipated."

"The nature of existence is paradox."

"Some bonds transcend the boundaries of Heaven and Hell."

"There are no coincidences, only the illusion of coincidence."

"Humans are capable of extraordinary things when motivated by love."

"The apocalypse is just another Monday for some of us."

"Perhaps we have been thinking about this all wrong."

"I have spent more time with you than with any other being in existence."

"Six thousand years is a long time to know someone."

"The real test of character is what you do when no one is watching."

"Love makes you willing to do stupid things."

"There is no good and evil, only perspective."

"Hell is other people."

"We do what we do because it is right, not because we expect reward."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good angels to do nothing."

"Some humans will believe anything if you say it confidently enough."

"When you're immortal, you get to see the long view."

"Ineffability is not just a habit, it's a refusal to be understood."

"The trouble with gods is that you can't live with them, and you can't live without them."

"An angel who did not want to serve Heaven and a demon who did not want to serve Hell."

"The people who want to be angels are generally the ones most likely to fall."

"You can't plan to be lucky. That's oxymoronic."

"Just because you can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that you ought to do it."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, though the results tend to be much the same."

"Nothing gold can stay."

"They always underestimate the power of friendship."