Good Omens

"I'm not a demon. I'm a fallen angel. Well, pushed really."

"You can't trust the cosmic principle. It doesn't work."

"The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."

"Whatever you do, don't let them see you've got a sense of humor."

"An angel who didn't believe he was an angel, and a demon who didn't believe he was a demon."

"Nice is different to good."

"I have always taken the view that if you cannot say something nice about a person, you should say nothing at all."

"The universe is a lot older than six thousand years."

"I'm not actually a demon. I'm an angel who fell. Well, was pushed."

"We have always been inevitable."

"Some loves are too important to fit into Heaven or Hell."

"The book of life is still being written."

"We are not what we were meant to be, and that is our greatest achievement."

"Every ending is just another beginning."

"The ineffable is just code for we haven't worked it out yet."

"I would rather be damned with you than saved without you."

"The real miracle is that we found each other at all."

"Sometimes doing nothing is the bravest thing you can do."

"We have become heretics to our own sides."

"Mortality is the one thing that makes humans remarkable."

"The world runs on spite and coffee."

"Heaven and Hell are less important than what we have."

"I have been looking for you for six thousand years."

"The greatest trick of all is making people believe in something."

"Some rules are meant to be broken."

"Providence is just another word for luck."

"We were meant to be enemies, but we chose to be friends."

"The end of the world is just the beginning of something else."

"Loyalty is a funny thing when you're not supposed to have it."

"I have always found the company of demons preferable to angels."