Good Omens

"Humans believe what they want to believe."

"You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs."

"It is important to know what you want, and important to know what you need."

"In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded."

"The nature of evil is that it doesn't know it's evil."

"There are some times when a man has to do what's right."

"Crowley had never, in fact, made a deal with Hell."

"It was generally known that Aziraphale couldn't lie to save his life."

"Books are a load of crap."

"I've never felt the need to summon Hell at all."

"Hell is just the absence of God."

"The world is full of people who are very keen on the idea of good and evil."

"It may help to understand human affairs to know that they are run by jealous men."

"Humans are adaptable creatures."

"You cannot build happiness on the misery of others."

"I have for some time been of the opinion that the American way of life is a wonderful thing."

"The only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it."

"You can't give her the cyanide, said Crowley. There's probably a perfectly good reason why you shouldn't give her the cyanide."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results are much the same."

"Then let's be damned together."

"I love you. I have always loved you."

"For us. For them. For everything."

"Stay with me."

"That was for... everything."

"It's been the most wonderful six thousand years."

"I won't let them separate us again."

"You're the only thing I believe in."

"I don't want to be ineffably evil anymore."

"We can't keep pretending we're just colleagues."

"I've always been yours."