Good Omens

"Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important."

"You can't stop the end of the world by being nice to people."

"Children are very resilient. Unfortunately."

"Friendship is a very powerful thing."

"The apocalypse was definitely not going according to plan."

"Miracles were not a free service."

"You should never lend money to a friend. You either lose the money or the friend."

"There was something very final about the word forever."

"The only thing worse than having a terrible idea is having it and then acting on it."

"People thought that the Apocalypse was all fire and brimstone."

"He found the most interesting part of life was the bit where nothing happened."

"The books were very interesting. They were about other books."

"Being an angel is tremendously hard work."

"Effective prayer is the hardest thing in the world."

"You've got to learn to work with people, even if you don't like them."

"There is no good and evil, there is only power."

"I have always found that plans are useless. But planning is indispensable."

"Knowledge is power, but power is dangerous."

"The really important thing is the texture."

"I don't hold with paddling in the water myself."

"War. Huh. What is it good for?"

"He was a demon, but he was also a professional."

"The problem with children is that they're not returnable."

"There was no point in asking the Them to help. They were children."

"I did not come here to make trouble. I came here because the world is ending."

"Nothing lasts forever. Even the very longest lives."

"The human condition, Aziraphale reflected, was a constant war between what you wanted and what you could have."

"I'm not actually a demon. I work for a very large multinational company."

"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results are much the same."

"Gratitude is a choice."