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Quotes from Home Movies

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"Motivation is temporary. Habit is permanent."
Coach McGuirk Motivation
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"War is politics with explosions."
Coach McGuirk War
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"Politics is theater for people who take it seriously."
Coach McGuirk Politics
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"Books are just long ways of saying simple things."
Coach McGuirk Literature
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"Philosophy is getting paid to think out loud."
Coach McGuirk Philosophy
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"History repeats because people don't pay attention."
Coach McGuirk History
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"Technology breaks faster than we can understand it."
Coach McGuirk Technology
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"Imagination is wasted on adults."
Coach McGuirk Imagination
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"Adventure is planning plus luck plus regret."
Coach McGuirk Adventure
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"Health is when you're not actively dying."
Coach McGuirk Health
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"Money matters until it doesn't."
Coach McGuirk Money
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"Power is making other people do what you want."
Coach McGuirk Power
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"Fear keeps you alive. That's its only job."
Coach McGuirk Fear
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"Strength is admitting you're weak."
Coach McGuirk Strength
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"Kindness is mistaken for weakness."
Coach McGuirk Kindness
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"I have no patience. That's my defining trait."
Coach McGuirk Patience
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"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."
Coach McGuirk Justice
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"Creativity is what you do when logic fails."
Coach McGuirk Creativity
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"Gratitude is when you appreciate not being dead."
Coach McGuirk Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just failing repeatedly and not stopping."
Coach McGuirk Perseverance
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"Death gives life perspective. Morbid but true."
Coach McGuirk Death
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"Beautiful things fade. That's the point."
Coach McGuirk Beauty
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"Comedy is tragedy with a punchline."
Coach McGuirk Humor
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"Dreams are just your brain's complaint department."
Coach McGuirk Dreams
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"Work is better than living because it has an end time."
Coach McGuirk Work
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"Leadership means taking the blame while others slack off."
Coach McGuirk Leadership
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"Faith is comfort wrapped in uncertainty."
Coach McGuirk Faith
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"Music is the only thing that justifies pain."
Coach McGuirk Music
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"Science is just proof that we know less than we think."
Coach McGuirk Science
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"Art is subjective, which means there's no wrong answer, which bothers me."
Coach McGuirk Art