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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys beer, which is close."

"Power is wanting something more than the other guy."

"Fear is just adrenaline without direction."

"Strength comes from admitting you're not strong."

"Kindness confuses people. That's why I avoid it."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Justice is subjective. Revenge is objective."

"Creativity is what happens when you're bored and have supplies."

"Gratitude is something rich people do for tax purposes."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Death is the one thing guaranteed. That's somehow comforting."

"Beauty is temporary. That's what makes it valuable."

"Humor is how we avoid talking about serious stuff."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of wasting your sleep."

"Work is what you do when you can't do anything else."

"Leadership is just being the guy who talks loudest."

"Faith is believing in something when you have no evidence."

"Music is noise with feelings attached."

"Science explains things, but it doesn't make them better."

"Art is something people pretend to understand at parties."

"Nature is fine if you like bugs and being uncomfortable."

"Peace is overrated. Acceptance is better."

"Freedom is just another word for having nobody to answer to."

"The truth usually hurts, which is why I avoid it."

"Time moves faster when you're not paying attention."

"Knowledge is useless without a way to apply it to your life."

"Education teaches you things you'll forget. That's not the point."

"Change is inevitable. Fighting it is pointless but satisfying."

"Courage is being terrified and doing it anyway. Or just being numb."

"Hope is for people with time on their hands."