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Quotes from Home Movies

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"Nature is something you visit when you need to reset."
Coach McGuirk Nature
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"Peace is just a word people use when nothing's fighting."
Coach McGuirk Peace
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"Freedom means nobody cares what you do."
Coach McGuirk Freedom
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"Telling the truth is for people without anything to lose."
Coach McGuirk Truth
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"Time is what you have too much of until you don't."
Coach McGuirk Time
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"I know enough to get by. That's the right amount."
Coach McGuirk Knowledge
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"Education is expensive and then you use it to fail anyway."
Coach McGuirk Education
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"Change happens whether you're ready or not."
Coach McGuirk Change
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"Being brave is just being stupid without acknowledging it."
Coach McGuirk Courage
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"Hope is what you feel right before disappointment."
Coach McGuirk Hope
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"Family is people you're stuck with."
Coach McGuirk Family
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"The best friends are the ones who don't require talking."
Coach McGuirk Friendship
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"Happiness is when nothing bad is happening right now."
Coach McGuirk Happiness
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"Love is a chemical imbalance that society romanticizes."
Coach McGuirk Love
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"Life's too short to remember your mistakes, so I repeat them."
Coach McGuirk Life
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"Wisdom is just experience repeated until it sticks."
Coach McGuirk Wisdom
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"The only real failure is not trying hard enough to fail."
Coach McGuirk Success
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"Solitude beats people most of the time."
Coach McGuirk Solitude
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"Relationships are where you learn that people suck."
Coach McGuirk Relationships
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"Inspiration comes from nowhere and leaves just as fast."
Coach McGuirk Inspiration
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"Motivation is something you have or you don't."
Coach McGuirk Motivation
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"War is just politicians making poor decisions."
Coach McGuirk War
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"Politics is where liars become famous."
Coach McGuirk Politics
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"Literature is when someone writes down their problems."
Coach McGuirk Literature
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"Philosophy is asking questions nobody can answer."
Coach McGuirk Philosophy
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"History is past politics. It's all the same nonsense."
Coach McGuirk History
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"Technology is great until it breaks, then it's terrible."
Coach McGuirk Technology
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"Imagination is what kids have before life ruins them."
Coach McGuirk Imagination
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"Adventure is just bad planning with optimism."
Coach McGuirk Adventure
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"Health is boring. Sickness is interesting."
Coach McGuirk Health