Home Movies

"Art is subjective, but your taste is just wrong."

"Nature doesn't judge, unlike me."

"Peace of mind is something you people actively work against."

"Freedom is being able to make decisions without consulting you."

"The truth hurts, but so does stupidity, and you know both."

"Time moves slower when you're around."

"Knowledge without application is just showing off, which you do constantly."

"I've explained this a thousand times. I'm done explaining."

"Beauty fades, intelligence is forever, and you have neither."

"The secret to life is not caring what anyone thinks."

"Friendship is fine as long as nobody expects anything."

"Happiness is other people leaving me alone."

"Love is probably overrated anyway."

"Family is basically strangers you're forced to care about."

"Success would be getting away from you people."

"I'm the only competent one here, and it's exhausting."

"Life's too short to explain things to people who won't listen."

"If I had a nickel for every stupid idea you've had, I'd be rich."

"You know, sometimes I think about just walking away from all this."

"Courage is doing things despite how stupid it is."

"Hope is just optimism from people smarter than you."

"Solitude is my natural state of happiness."

"Relationships are tests of how much you can tolerate someone."

"Inspiration is what I need to tolerate you people."

"Motivation dies in the presence of incompetence."

"War probably seems fun to you idiots."

"Politics is just organized stupidity with voting."

"Literature at least has characters who make sense."

"Philosophy would be more interesting without philosophy majors."

"History is full of people as stupid as you."