How I Met Your Mother
Quotes from How I Met Your Mother
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"You have to believe in yourself."Barney Stinson Motivation
"I'm going to meet my kids someday."Barney Stinson Hope
"The line between being cool and being a douchebag is very thin."Barney Stinson Wisdom
"I choose to believe in love."Barney Stinson Faith
"Don't grow up."Barney Stinson Humor
"Everyone has one moment that changes them."Barney Stinson Change
"Sometimes you have to look back to see the future."Barney Stinson Wisdom
"Quality time, not quality of time."Barney Stinson Relationships
"You're my best friend."Barney Stinson Friendship
"Give us a kiss."Barney Stinson Humor
"Perfect play."Barney Stinson Humor
"This is legen-dairy."Barney Stinson Humor
"I'm going to get a tattoo."Barney Stinson Adventure
"Being alone means I can make out with other girls."Barney Stinson Humor
"I need to get married."Barney Stinson Life
"A man in a suit is a man of power."Barney Stinson Power
"The thing about true love is it will always be."Barney Stinson Love
"I was slapped, it was awesome."Barney Stinson Humor
"That would be awesome."Barney Stinson Humor
"Get psyched!"Barney Stinson Motivation
"Everything I do is awesome."Barney Stinson
"I believe that one day, this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed."Barney Stinson Hope
"That's not a bad idea. That's a terrible idea."Barney Stinson Humor
"I do love the ladies."Barney Stinson Humor
"It's gonna be legen-diddly-dary."Barney Stinson Motivation
"NORA!"Barney Stinson Humor
"You're tearing me apart!"Barney Stinson Humor
"Ranjit is the best."Barney Stinson Friendship
"I'm the king of the castle!"Barney Stinson Humor
"The key to a great bar is location, location, location."Barney Stinson Wisdom