How I Met Your Mother

TV Show · 5 characters · 1929 quotes

Quotes from How I Met Your Mother

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"Have you met Ted?"
Barney Stinson Humor
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"I'm Barney Stinson, I don't do boring."
Barney Stinson Success
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"That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Let's go get some wings."
Barney Stinson Friendship
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"I'm going to win so hard."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Why would you even say that?"
Barney Stinson Humor
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"A suit is like a superhero costume."
Barney Stinson
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"I'm going to get you the hottest chick ever."
Barney Stinson Motivation
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"That's a line."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Real talk for a second."
Barney Stinson Truth
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"The Bro Code is sacred."
Barney Stinson Friendship
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"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"You gotta embrace your inner douchebag."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Nothing suits me like a suit."
Barney Stinson
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"Suit up and show the world who you are."
Barney Stinson Success
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"I need a drink."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"What happens in Atlantic City stays in Atlantic City."
Barney Stinson Adventure
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"Magic trick!"
Barney Stinson Humor
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"The problem is you're thinking about it."
Barney Stinson Wisdom
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"That's what I'm talking about!"
Barney Stinson
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"Stinson out."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"I'm gonna be THAT guy."
Barney Stinson Motivation
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"Being legendary is hard work."
Barney Stinson Perseverance
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"Hot chicks dig suit guys."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"I have a new life philosophy: slap bet."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"I'm Barney Stinson, and that's awesome."
Barney Stinson
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"The Playbook never lies."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Lets get some chicks."
Barney Stinson Humor
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"Please."
Barney Stinson Wisdom
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"What did I do wrong? I wore a suit."
Barney Stinson Humor