How I Met Your Mother
Quotes from How I Met Your Mother
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"Have you met Ted?"Barney Stinson Humor
"I'm Barney Stinson, I don't do boring."Barney Stinson Success
"That's awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome."Barney Stinson Humor
"Let's go get some wings."Barney Stinson Friendship
"I'm going to win so hard."Barney Stinson Humor
"Why would you even say that?"Barney Stinson Humor
"A suit is like a superhero costume."Barney Stinson
"I'm going to get you the hottest chick ever."Barney Stinson Motivation
"That's a line."Barney Stinson Humor
"Real talk for a second."Barney Stinson Truth
"The Bro Code is sacred."Barney Stinson Friendship
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."Barney Stinson Humor
"You gotta embrace your inner douchebag."Barney Stinson Humor
"Nothing suits me like a suit."Barney Stinson
"Suit up and show the world who you are."Barney Stinson Success
"I need a drink."Barney Stinson Humor
"What happens in Atlantic City stays in Atlantic City."Barney Stinson Adventure
"Magic trick!"Barney Stinson Humor
"The problem is you're thinking about it."Barney Stinson Wisdom
"That's what I'm talking about!"Barney Stinson
"Stinson out."Barney Stinson Humor
"I'm gonna be THAT guy."Barney Stinson Motivation
"Being legendary is hard work."Barney Stinson Perseverance
"Hot chicks dig suit guys."Barney Stinson Humor
"I have a new life philosophy: slap bet."Barney Stinson Humor
"I'm Barney Stinson, and that's awesome."Barney Stinson
"The Playbook never lies."Barney Stinson Humor
"Lets get some chicks."Barney Stinson Humor
"Please."Barney Stinson Wisdom
"What did I do wrong? I wore a suit."Barney Stinson Humor