It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"There's no part of that sentence I didn't enjoy."

"You gotta think like a man with a plan."

"I'm a master of disguise."

"The system is rigged against people like me."

"I deserve respect! I'm a legend!"

"I have to have my tools."

"That's a five-star establishment right there."

"Sweet Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch."

"You can't just skip leg day and expect to be jacked."

"I'm not fat, I'm cultivating mass."

"I'm going to be a movie star. I'm going to become a legend."

"You know what it is, bitch? It's the implication."

"I have a custom-made suit. I'm a legend."

"The Golden God has spoken."

"I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me."

"I am a five-star man!"

"You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boy's hole."

"I'm the trash man. I come out of the trash, all over these bitches."

"I'm gonna win, because I don't know how to lose."

"The world better get ready for what's coming."

"I'm not just a man, I'm an institution."

"You gotta stay focused on what really matters."

"I'm pure muscle and instinct, that's all you need."

"The only limit is the one you put on yourself."

"I'm gonna achieve greatness, that's my destiny."

"You gotta learn from your mistakes and move on."

"I'm not settling for anything less than the best."

"The world needs guys like me to make it better."

"I'm gonna be legendary, I can feel it."

"You gotta be smart about how you play the game."