It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"You can't trust anyone, everyone's got an agenda."

"I'm gonna smash."

"The only rule is there are no rules."

"I don't need anybody, I'm self-sufficient."

"You gotta bite back or you're gonna starve."

"I am a martial artist, a lover, and a scholar."

"Freedom isn't free, it costs a buck O five."

"I'm tighter than a two-dollar steak."

"The real world doesn't work like that, buddy."

"I'm ready to plow."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."

"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I believe in this."

"The only way to be happy is to stop trying to be happy."

"If I can't screw, then what's this all about anyway?"

"I am the master of karate and friendship for everyone."

"You gotta maintain, brother. You gotta maintain."

"I need to be pure, completely pure."

"The system is a joke, and we're all complicit."

"I'm a fighter, not a lover."

"You can't just say you invented something and then own it."

"Adapt or die, that's the bottom line."

"I've been in this country for 400 years, OK? I've established myself here."

"The implication is everything in this situation."

"Denim chicken is not a real thing, but I believed in it anyway."

"I'm a golden god, I'm untouchable!"

"Nobody look at me! Nobody look at me! Nobody look at me!"

"I am a five-star man, five stars!"

"You gotta cultivate mass first, then the strength will follow."

"I'm not a bird, I'm a man. A man with a plan."

"We're gonna win this thing"