It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"War happens inside before it happens outside."

"Politics is just organized cruelty with a purpose."

"Literature saved my life more than once."

"Philosophy is what you study when life ruins you."

"History repeats itself, especially the bad parts."

"Technology's just another way people disappoint you."

"Imagination is escape when reality's too much."

"Adventure found me, I didn't go looking for it."

"Health is a luxury I can't afford."

"Money is the root of all evil, and I've got none."

"Power corrupts, but poverty destroys."

"Fear is just reality with better marketing."

"Strength is knowing when you're broken."

"Kindness got me beat up more times than I can count."

"Patience is something I've had to learn the hard way."

"Justice is a concept for people with money."

"Creativity comes from desperation."

"I'm grateful for small mercies, usually alcoholic ones."

"Perseverance is just refusing to give up when you should."

"Death would be a mercy at this point."

"Beauty fades, but scars are forever."

"If you can't laugh at your pain, you'll drown in it."

"My dreams are darker than most people's nightmares."

"Work is just another form of suffering."

"A true leader knows when to quit."

"Faith kept me alive when nothing else would."

"Music is the only thing that soothes my soul."

"Science can't explain what I've seen."

"Art is pain made visible."

"Nature doesn't care about your prayers."