It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"You gotta respect the game."

"I'm the trash man!"

"The birds of war were circling."

"I'm gonna get my rocks off."

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"I've evolved beyond your petty morality."

"This is a bad situation, very bad."

"I am not a fall guy."

"You're a golden god."

"I need my tools."

"Time is money, and money is power."

"I'm a living god. I can do whatever I want."

"You people are savages. Idiots."

"I want to be pure."

"The waitress is not interested in you."

"I've been through some things, alright?"

"That's not a valid excuse, that's a bullshit excuse."

"I'm a legend in my own mind."

"You gotta cultivate mass, bro."

"I am the liquor."

"Participation trophies are destroying this country."

"I've seen things, Dennis. Things that would make your head spin."

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

"I'm not gonna be part of your system!"

"The system is broken, but I got mine."

"I am a five-star man!"

"Please just order your food."

"You're all beyond help."

"I'm staying out of this."

"That's the most absurd thing ever."