It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I've been to hell, and it looks a lot like my life."

"Humor is the only medicine that actually works."

"Literature teaches you that suffering is universal."

"Philosophy means nothing when you're hungry and homeless."

"History is written by the victors and the powerful."

"Technology is just another way for people to hurt each other."

"I'm inspired by nothing except survival."

"Motivation is a luxury for people with hope."

"War is what happens when people stop talking and start hurting."

"Politics and religion are both tools of the powerful."

"I've learned that adventure usually ends in disaster."

"The imagination is the only escape from this prison."

"I'm grateful for every day I wake up alive."

"Leadership is a joke when you can't even lead yourself."

"Knowledge is power, but I've never had much of either."

"I'm not asking for love, just for people to stop hating me."

"Beauty is wasted on people like me."

"I've made peace with my demons, we're roommates now."

"Work is what keeps you from thinking about how miserable you are."

"I believe in second chances, even if nobody else does."

"The past is a prison I'm still locked in."

"I'm not afraid of death anymore, I'm afraid of living."

"Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is leave someone alone."

"I'm a broken vessel trying to hold onto faith."

"The only thing constant in life is change and suffering."

"I've learned that most people are selfish and cruel."

"Forgiveness starts with forgiving yourself."

"I'm still standing, even if barely."

"Life doesn't care about your plans or your dreams."

"I'm a creature of habit, and mostly bad ones."