M*A*S*H

"Peace is just the absence of someone shooting at you."

"Freedom is knowing you can be yourself, even in a tent."

"The truth is, I don't know the truth half the time."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're not."

"Knowledge without compassion is just ammunition."

"Change is inevitable, especially when it's bad."

"I'm not brave. I'm just too scared to admit I'm scared."

"Hope is a dangerous thing in a place like this."

"There's no place like home, but this isn't home."

"I operate best under pressure and impossible conditions."

"Friendship is the best medicine, except for penicillin."

"You can't change the world, but you can change one person's day."

"I'd rather laugh than cry any day of the week."

"Music is the only thing that keeps me human."

"The hardest thing about this place is knowing we can't fix everything."

"I'm a coward, but I'm an honest coward."

"Somebody's got to have a sense of humor around here."

"I love Margaret, I do. But not in the way that makes sense."

"Life is short, and then you're dead. So make it count."

"The only reason I'm still sane is because I'm completely nuts."

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, Hell is certainly the worse."

"I'm not a surgeon. I'm a barber with a complex."

"Imagination lets us escape for a moment, even if we always have to come back."

"Adventure sounds better than it actually is when lives depend on your decisions."

"Health is a privilege we don't think about until it's gone."

"Money can't buy what we need most—the ability to save everyone."

"Power without compassion is just violence with authority."

"What I fear most isn't death. It's becoming someone I don't recognize."

"Strength isn't always loud. Sometimes it's the quiet choice to stay."

"Every act of kindness here is an act of resistance against the darkness."