M*A*S*H

"I've learned that people are more complicated than they seem."

"The best medicine is laughter, and the second best is whiskey."

"You can't solve everything with a joke, but you can try."

"I believe in miracles, especially on Sundays."

"Life is short, so make it sweet."

"I make jokes because if I don't laugh, I'll scream."

"The real enemy is not the other guy—it's what war does to you."

"I'm not running away from the war. I'm running toward something."

"A little morphine never hurt anybody."

"If there's ever peace, I'll have nothing to write about."

"I operate on the assumption that I'm going home tomorrow."

"Sometimes I wonder if there's any point to any of this."

"Dear Margaret, the nurses here are very interesting."

"I'm in love with the idea of being in love."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the O.R."

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence is an act of rebellion."

"All I know is what I read in the papers, and I don't read the papers."

"Nature is indifferent to our suffering."

"Peace requires all sides to want it equally."

"Freedom is worth fighting for, even when you're fighting a war."

"Truth is sometimes harder to live with than lies."

"Time is the cruelest thing in war."

"Knowledge is knowing what you don't know."

"Happiness is stolen moments."

"Wisdom comes from survival."

"Love is the only thing worth dying for."

"Life is fragile and precious."