M*A*S*H

"Death is real here. It teaches you what matters."

"A woman must be twice as good to be considered equal."

"I've learned that you can't always trust your first impressions."

"Beauty without substance is just vanity."

"Patience is a virtue, but so is taking action when needed."

"Time is precious—don't waste it on frivolous pursuits."

"I admire a man who knows how to conduct himself with dignity."

"This war will change all of us, whether we want it to or not."

"Hope is what keeps us going when everything else fails."

"I don't need a man to validate my worth."

"A well-organized hospital saves lives."

"In this war, the only thing I can control is my own performance."

"I've worked too hard to be taken seriously to let anyone undermine me."

"Emotions cloud judgment. Facts are what matter."

"A woman who knows what she wants will always get it."

"I believe in discipline, order, and knowing exactly where everything belongs."

"Love is a distraction from what really matters—excellence."

"Standards must be maintained, or chaos will reign."

"I didn't come to Korea to make friends; I came to do my duty."

"A woman's place is in the home, but mine is in this tent running things properly."

"These regulations exist to maintain the sanctity of the Army."

"I've never allowed sentiment to cloud my judgment."

"A moment's weakness in leadership leads to chaos."

"I believe that order brings out the best in soldiers."

"These men need to understand the importance of rank."

"I've maintained my integrity through every challenge."

"A superior officer has a responsibility to lead by example."

"I cannot compromise on matters of principle."

"These camp violations will be reported without hesitation."

"I've never sought popularity; I've sought respect."