M*A*S*H

"These men should be grateful for competent medical care."

"I've maintained my composure through worse than this."

"Fraternization compromises command authority."

"I take my oath as seriously as my life itself."

"These soldiers need to understand the consequences of their actions."

"A moment's weakness can destroy a man's entire career."

"I've reported every violation I've witnessed without hesitation."

"Discipline separates the officer from the enlisted man."

"I believe in God, Country, and the Army - in that order."

"A proper uniform reflects a proper mind."

"Margaret is the only woman here who understands decorum."

"War is serious business, and I don't joke about it."

"These nurses need structure and proper supervision."

"I've never compromised my principles for popularity."

"A surgeon's hands must be steady, but so must his convictions."

"Hawkeye and McIntyre are unfit for serious military service."

"I respect those who respect the chain of command."

"Personal feelings must never interfere with military procedure."

"The Geneva Convention is clear, and I follow it to the letter."

"I've sacrificed comfort for duty my entire career."

"These enlisted men need firm guidance, not coddling."

"A man's word is his bond, and mine is absolute."

"I maintain the highest standards because mediocrity is unacceptable."

"Sentiment has no place in a military hospital."

"Margaret understands the importance of following protocol."

"The Army needs men like me - men with conviction and backbone."

"Regulations exist for a reason, and that reason is discipline."

"I didn't come to Korea to make friends; I came to do my job."

"A soldier's duty is to follow orders, not to question them."

"Being alive is the greatest adventure of all."