M*A*S*H

"A good day is when nobody dies on your shift and you still have your sanity."

"You can't change the world, but you can change how you respond to it."

"Fear is just another obstacle to overcome through determination."

"Love is a luxury we can't afford in this place, but we try anyway."

"I run a tight ship because standards matter, regardless of where you are."

"Self-respect comes before anything else in life."

"Men always think they know better, but I've yet to meet one who actually does."

"I've learned that in war, you have to be practical above all else."

"Order and discipline are what separate civilization from chaos."

"A lady doesn't discuss such things, but I will anyway because someone needs to set the record straight."

"Sometimes you have to be tough to survive, and there's nothing wrong with that."

"I didn't come to Korea to play nursemaid to a bunch of overgrown children."

"A woman has to work twice as hard to get half the credit around here."

"Chaos is the enemy of progress; therefore, order is essential."

"I have tried to prove through my actions that dedication has value."

"The measure of leadership is the discipline of one's men."

"I respect the institution because the institution protects freedom."

"A soldier must learn to value honor above all else."

"I have always believed that standards must be maintained at all costs."

"The military teaches that the group matters more than the individual."

"I believe in the power of order to create meaning."

"A man who cannot master himself cannot serve effectively."

"I respect those who understand that duty comes before desire."

"The strength of the Army is the strength of its discipline."

"I have tried to set an example of dedication and loyalty."

"A commanding officer must be a man of unwavering principle."

"I believe that discipline is the truest form of freedom."

"Proper procedure protects both the soldier and the mission."

"I do not accept excuses; I accept results."

"The Army has taught me that character is destiny."